The Pickpocket

The Pickpocket
by RJB, Jr. 10/26/1997
From golf courses their filth spreads out;
Five-finger discount is academia's clout !!!

Whenever you get confused or lost;
Some sneak thief has been bossed !!!

Did you ever wonder why you never can find your keys;
Some PHD of sabotage wants you lifelong
on your knees !!!

The Lord protects drunks and fools that sup with strangers;
Tis easiest target of the
slave driving arrangers !!!

Now if your daughter is pretty and young;
The drug dealing golfers often
step on their tongue !!!

If you think your savings and a stock portfolio protects her;
Your economic crash finds you
in a mental health gutter !!!

The soap opera team wants you angry, hopeless and senile;
Their attempt at hypno-slavery puppeteering
is vile !!!

In Church you avoid golf clubs causing an itchy middle finger;
Soon God answers your prayers
with a miracle or a zinger !!!

Inside the correct Congregation you forget about lost wealth;
You now have God's gifts
- super friends and good health !!!

Proverbs 15:1 = A soft answer turneth away wrath.

ROBERT JOHN BYANSKI, JR.
10/26/1997

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Diluting Democracy
by Robert John Byanski, Jr. -- 9/19/1997

Rome was not built in a day;
Their empire shows this society an apex
of human decay !

The profit of earth belongs to all;
The neediest of us can not get to the mall !

You must have an education so stay in schools;
Golfers' sons carry guns and
shoot social climbing fools !

In '60's physics labs I aided our most
strategic decisions;
We avoid Armageddon with ethics and
courageous revisions !

Print and electronic media clouds reality with noise;
You also are sick of bamboozling from
the good old boys !

Heaven can not help us after the 2000th anniversary of THE CROSS;
Earth obliterated into a precious cinder is
possible from our angry Boss !

Accept your blessings and
destroy the devil in your part;
This makes you worthy of Heaven
by proving you are smart !

RJB, Jr. 9/19/1997

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Green & Fee
by Robert John Byanski, Jr. 3/16/2002

Budget appropriations and tax laws are unfair.
Elected officials get their bribes and perks
while taxpayers despair!

Owners and managers are satisfied only
when you lethally bleed.
Expect the same action from a Queen,
you weed!

Does $7.25 gasoline &
$270-BILLION S&L FRAUD curdle your mind ?
Those foursomes on greens
- AM Saturdays - are never in a bind !

Enron & insider trading makes stock exchanges
THE WAR COLLEGE'S SLUT.
Any child outside fraternities
is education's mutt !

SHIRNKS willfully not helping patients makes
DOCTORS EDUCATED FOOLS.
So, I hope your BMW goes often
to those medical practice pools !

What do you think when your golf club
hits the ball near the hole ?
Pray your Creator does not smite you
with lightning or a pole !

Zoning and 50% high school dropouts
make me a little more insane.
We’re drowning and golfers’ throw us
lifelines made of anchor chain !

Mario knew his Pre-Teen-Valentine traded her body for drugs.
Nose candy at Country Clubs paid those thugs !

Your creator commands you to
open your hand wide for the poor !
That’s the only way to stop biting
on blind justice’s lure !

Robert John Byanski, Jr. 3/16/2002